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How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

  • Me:

    *out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*

  • Random Old Lady:

    *comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')

  • ROL:

    Isn't he a little old for you?

  • Me:

    Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.

  • Dad:

    *chokes into his drink*

  • ROL:

    You should respect your elders.

  • Me:

    You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?

  • Dad:

    *chokes on his drink again*

  • ROL:

    *storms off*

  • Dad:

    *looks at me with a disapproving look*

  • Me:

    What?

  • Dad:

    Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.

agentrodgers:

protomlad:

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread it in

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

I want an Avengers AU that’s just about Sandwich making. 

quirkypopculturereference wrote a fanfic ‘here

(Source: the-fault-in-our-star-lord)

Yahoo censors tumblr…

isthequestiontheanswer:

So I just noticed that number of notes on my post from this morning has actually gone down by 5 notes in the last several hours even though it keeps getting reblogged and liked. 

I guess anything BDSM related these days is *GOD FORBID* too racy for the precious religious sensibilities of Yahoo’s right wing religious goofball of a CEO, Marissa Mayer!

Gotta love people who are holier than thou!

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